Time of the Year

It's the time of the year where everyone is rushing to buy presents, wrap presents, and dish them out. Me? I write sucky cards and buy lame things.... because I either don't know what to buy, are on a low budget, or just don't know what to say. Guess what? This year, all those problems are here. Also, I have yet to write any cards or wrap presents. I blew like $60 on candles, pins, candy, and lip balm (see? LAME). The most interesting thing I probably bought was a bath bomb thing from Lush. And a lip scrub :P. And now I should be typing up a book report but I don't want to and also my brain is not giving me any good writing ideas. Here's an excerpt from my latest fail: "Watership Down is set in Watership Down, the Efrafra Warren, the “old home” Sandleford Warren, Nuthanger Farm, and the wilderness. The main character..."
see? really bad wording.
._.

right now i should be doing laundry

I really really don't want to fold laundry right now (hey don't hate - I'm just naturally lazy) and it also might have something to do with the fact that there is this HUMONGOUS (don't think I spelled that right) black widow spider on the heater/boiler thingy.

It's actually not there anymore but it was horrible and disgusting and I really hate spiders. Spiders are nasty despicable creatures and did I mention that I really hate spiders and they creep me out. Okay. So my mom decided to squish the little nightmare with a stick. ew.

Agh thinking about it makes me shiver. I think my least favorite part of the house is now the garage. And the part of the yard where the trash bins and recycling bins are kept (I feel like an axe murderer or the dude from Saw could be hiding there).

T-T

*Shudders*

Not fun. yeah. And also I think I left the fence gate open so like some robber is gonna come to our house... There are no lights there and the wind always wants to make moany sounds and the fence door creaks. Also once I almost screamed because a cat streaked past me when I opened the door.

AHHHHHHHHH

RAIN

woot

DRAWING RAMPAGE

Sometimes I really wonder if I'm sane.

What am i even doing

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS ARMS..... Welcome stalker cat into your mind. He's gonna be doing that to your face at night. Every single night. Around 2 am. :D yay

My mind likes to ramble..

Pandas and cats and rabbits and all things fluffy.

DRAWING TABLET!!

yay so I got my drawing tablet last week Thursday, but the software needed to make it work would not download. So it finally worked today and I (not so) proudly show you my very first work!

I'm still working on how the heck I can refine it and erase the circles and weird things. Also I'm not sure if it's a cat or a fox. It's a fat catfox. Also, it's not very good :P

YERP

SO PISSED

I was playing minecraft on a server and i had 13 diamonds. I lost 8 by falling off my house (skygrid) and then i had 5 left. This guy was like imma trade you a monster spawner for 5 diamonds so I said ok. I gave him the diamonds and he fudging gave me a piece of dirt. There is no pvp so i couldnt do anything. I was so mad i just hopped around the dude and then I accidentally fell off of his house. I lost some iron tools and iron. SO NOW IM REALLY PISSED.

Wow

I havent updated in sooo long literally I think its been over a week :(

So anyways, Im here to just ramble a bit. I recently (yesterday) read tfios and ohmygod i thought hazel would die. Sorry if I'm ruining the plot for some people. Yeah. Also I wanna update something for Thanksgiving before I forget. 

I just had to have a turkey that looks like its high..... I really should get a drawing tablet so i can stop making eyes bleed with these horrible drawings. I might get it for Christmas or something but you'll know if i got it or not if my drawings get better and are colored-maybe- so yeah

Halloween?

Lol I fail. I completely forgot to post this on Halloween.... Wait.... I deleted it..... Shoot.

So im gonna post this christmas thing super early (now) so I dont forget about it.

Yayyyyyy its a christmas tree

Sheodnroaaqkegkrnqhuru

I've been posting so many drawings recently..... Is it boring?? Like i dont know....

Haaaaa

Lol random stuff....

˙˚˚¬©ƒ†∂µ¬π∂∆¨øˆΩ˙´´˙©

I want to kick a guy in the balls someday.

I also want to omegle people and be all weird.

(this drawing sucks)                      

I want to get more pets.

And of course, I want more food.

FOOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

FOODFOODFOODFOODFOOD

yay

Friendship

Go read "Friendship" at infatuationn.blogspot.com

This drawing was done for it but i couldnt upload it

And this one is for fun

I THINK IM HYPERVENTILATING

312 views..... O.o yay

herp derp

I don't know what I'm doing

you know what I'm going to tell you what I wanna be when I grow up and get a life and everything.

IMMA BE A VETINARIAN
very high hopes I know. The other option is drawing comics, but if I do become a vet, I will probably still update my blog, if I still have it then.

I still don't know what..... nvm

THIS IS A WEIRD POST - I THINK IM ON AN ICECREAM HIGH

Me

Me when my mom tells me that we have to talk

oh

It me, Jessy (infatuationn.blogspot.com), with another important update.

Jennifer sucks ass.

She does. It's for a high price, but she'll do it.

Love and kisses x.

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JESSICA IM GOING TO KILL YOU

-Jennifer

And im bored

Ha

This is me when the teacher calls on me in class

😱

I'm sad cuz I realized that the stuff from the last post is wrinkly.....

Murp

This is what happens when I'm bored in class 

weird things

Eck so last friday... thursday... I forgot which day... but last week at school, we had a shooting threat. Someone found a picture of a gun with a date on it in the girls bathroom. So the whole day everyone was tense and a few people went home. So today, I had just changed for swimming when everyone came crowding back into the locker room yelling and freaking out. I was like WHAT. Then the teachers locked all the doors and told us to sit down and be quiet. They had people wearing swimsuits pull on clothes and shoes "In case of evacuation". And then the announcements were like everything is okay. Apparently there was a deer that got ran over and the police had to shoot it to put it out of its misery. BUT STILL I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT CUZ I WAS LIKE OMG THERES GONNA BE A SHOOTING. shmurr okay bai

SHMURP

Ha I haven't updated in QUITE A WHILE (hint- like 5 days) but I am still trying to post things at least once a day. Lol. Also, I'm gonna (I'm aware that gonna is not a word, but I also say funner) try to do some short animations. :P
And today I had to swim. In PE. We've been swimming for about 3? 4? weeks... I'm not sure but today we did backstroke. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO SWIM BACKSTROKE? I'M NOT GOING TO GET WATER IN MY NOSE AND CHOKE ON THAT CHLORINE WATER JUST FOR SOME STUPID GRADE (actually I will...) AND IT IS COMPLETELY NOT FAIR THAT SWIMMING IS REQUIRED. LIKE FU*K YOU TEACHER

paint flower

i was so bored in art i painted this

 also yes, my hand has a cat drawn on it. and I realize that my hand looks ugly right there. and the rose already flaked off some paint.

CAT

imma be a cat for halloween

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MATH

any of you wanna try this? it's so dang hard I sat there staring at it for like an hour before doing like 1 problem. If you can actually do this, you are most likely a math genius.

I'm sorry if you hate stereotypical people but nobody's perfect right? this is what I imagine people who can do this type of math like

SORRY IM STEREOTYPICAL. BUT IM OKAY WITH PEOPLE BEING STEREOTYPICAL. Like the stereotype about all chinese/asian people having tiny, squinty eyes.

okay I think you all get the point. BUT STILL MATH IS SO HARD. ACCORDING TO STEREOTYPES SINCE I'M CHINESE I SHOULD BE ALL SMART AND THAT STUFF BUT IM NOT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME WHY CANT I DO MATH MAYBE IM DEFECTIVE I DON'T KNOW

i don't know what this is but okay

eh

AHHHHH

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT BUT I HEARD THAT MOJANG IS BEING BOUGHT BY MICROSOFT. I ALSO DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD...... IS THIS TRUE I DON'T KNOW
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEH

Don't you hate it when you eat something super good and then you're like: WTF is this?
Then you're like PEH and spit out this weird thingy.

OOPS I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T FINISH THE HAIR. POOOOP. NOOOOO. I DON'T LIKE THIS. JUST LOOK AT THAT. I DID THE BANGS BUT SHE'S MISSING HAIR IN THE BACK. EW.

LOL

I still should be doing my essay... but on a happier note... I'm almost done. YAAYYYY. As you can probably tell, I'm in a good mood right now (who wouldn't be happy after eating yummy food -chicken wings- for lunch) so I drew this random thing below. #HappyFeet

yeah I'm weird. DEAL WITH IT

heeyy readers

sorry its kinda blurry

poooo even i can barely make out what it says. It says: Yay readers! 196 pageviews! Can we get to 230? You haz won the Bunny Cup (for awesomest people ever)

RANT

I just need to rant about my STUPID ESSAY THAT I HAVE TO DO. It's due on Wednesday, but I really want to get it over with. *SIGHS* LIKE WHO WANTS TO TYPE UP AN ESSAY ON A SATURDAY? It's supposed to be on "What were the three freedoms that drove people to migrate to the new world, and overall, did those motives have a positive or negative impact?" but I have no idea what the three freedoms are. SHOULD I KNOW? Probably. DO I WANT TO KNOW OR DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW? No.

I want to write an essay to my teacher on like: What are the three reasons that drive people to migrate away from school, and overall, how many of these motives are related to the schoolwork.

GENIUS.

Turn down for wat

So today, in the car, I heard turn down for wat. Now it's stuck in my head. Repeating over and over and over again. :P

I just had to add that. :D

HELLO FRIENDS

IT IS I, JESSICA SIVAN MELLET (Jessica Zhu, but I mean who doesn't like to pretend that they're married to Troye Sivan - BUY TRXYE ON ITUNES NOW OR I WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT - sorry Jennifer, I'm being mean to your page viewers) and I'm Jennifer's best friend!! You can view my blog at infatuationn.blogspot.com (sorry, just shamelessly self promoting here, Tyler Oakley has taught me well), although it's not as amazing and hilarious as Jenny's. But yeah, um, idk what I'm really doing right now?? I mean I'm SUPPOSED to be writing an essay but Chinese is hard and writing essays is hard and Chinese + essays is not a good mix, SO, I'm just typing up a rantity rant rant blog post about WHY Troye Sivan is my absolute queen and idol and love of my life.

Just kidding, I wouldn't bore you with that. On a regular day I would, but my fingers are tired from typing all two minutes I've BEEN typing, and I'm a lazy person. Also, I have to run the mile tomorrow, which is so extremely rude I'm offended. WHO THE FUCK RUNS THE MILE RIGHT AFTER DOING THE PACER LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME DO I LOOK LIKE I'M TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS?!?! No. Exactly. So FUCK OFF.

Sorry. I'm very passionate about doing absolutely nothing physical or anything related to physical activity unless it involves running after my favorite YouTubers for an autograph or a selfie. Just kidding, don't bother YouTubers when they look like they're in a hurry. Also don't pull on their hair. Because that's rude. And disrespectful. And yeah.

BUT YEAH, I hope you guys have the most wonderful day ever, I LOVE YOU, DUCES <3


(note from Jennifer: Pauline, you had better not count this as me swearing. cuz im not. And Jessica, seriously, if you swear, Pauline WILL fine you like 5 dollars.)

when your mom leaves you home alone

the grievers are gonna get me, imma get kidnapped, and there is a clown hiding behind this door

MATH

lol i just really really want to actually burn my homework... but if i did i would get in huge trouble. I guess imagining that i burnt it helps??

humph a spider

i just realized that it says A Monday Afternoon story (lol i did this happened....).  why did i do that...

RAMENNNNNNNNNN YUM

RAMEN IS SO GOOD... I had some for dinner :D
yaaay

oh and if you would like my drawings to be in color, please do comment and tell me.

it aint monday yet

balloonssss

me wants dat balloon

ATTENTION!!

SCHOOL IS STARTING ON MONDAY AGAIN :(

so i shall not be updating as frequently. NOOOO

okay. :*(

bai

meh

today, one of the parents came to pick up his kid with a "meh" shirt.

i was like O.o you're awesome

i want a shirt like that...

i really really hate chinese homework

stupid thing. >:(

ugh i really dont wanna do it. bleh

okay i should get to doing it. bai